Saturday, May 10, 2008
So I tossed a salad
Yesterday was going to be a good day and night I got to sleep with out having to get up in the morning, and at night I was going to one of my buddies weddings. So I got home from work around 5a.m. Friday which was okay because Crystal was off so I didn't have to get up at 7:30a..m. to take Alyvia to school I got to sleep to 1:30p.m. I felt great. I got up ate something small because Crystal said that the place where the wedding was going to be has lots of food then I took out my suit for the wedding and proceeded to get ready around 3:30p.m. We got to the hall around 5:40p.m. we got to see all my friends and talk for a little while. The service was short and nice, around a half hour the best part was when they left the alter they walked the the Peanuts theme music. Now it's time for the cocktail hour all the different foods I didn't know where to start. As I walked around the second room looking through all the food I see some ice sculptors as I get closer to one of them I realize that it was the one an only Mr. Met that's right the Mets guy with a baseball head pretty cool even to a Yankee fan. Now It's time for the party My friend and his new wife walk into the room to the music of Superman COOL, so we're all having a good time the best man who was also my best man gave a really good speech guess it helps that he writes for a living. The appetizer was pene with vodka sauce I got a little nervous eating it because I have a problem with cream sauces. Now the salad Cesar I love it I ate the whole thing. I just can't wait for dinner I got the Prime Rib when it came out it looked like a work of art and the smell was out of this world, but wait why does the room feel like it's starting to spin I only had like 5 beers and they were mini glasses it couldn't be that. I have to get out of this room all I can hear is my buddy Joey telling his girlfriend that he can't stand her and he wants her to leave now and the banging of the music. I run to the bathroom grab the stall with a sink in it so I'm thinking it's the pene so I quickly took off my white shirt because I wasn't getting red on my dress shirt, but when it happens all I tossed up was the salad I just didn't under stand why. I felt better already so now I'm cleaning up my mess when I hear the best man and ask him to tell Crystal that I got sick but I'll be out soon. So I get back to the table and Joey and his girl are still fighting and now I'm starting to sweat a lot I run back to the bathroom fearing the worst but nothing happens now I got my friends checking on me (thanks guys that meant a lot) when I come out again everyone said that I was as white as my shirt, and that no one else ate the salad because it tasted sour, I'm so stupid. I was okay the ride home and fell asleep as soon as I got home. I was able to get up at 8:30a.m. starving had some toast took my youngest to Wal-Mart (sorry Ken) and did some yard work. So I'm feeling a lot better I just feel bad that I couldn't say goodnight to Mikey and his wife.
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3 comments:
that title is very misleading. i was really expecting a different kind of story.....not that I would want to read that story.
I don't remember if I ate the salad or not, but if I was there when they brought it out, I ate it. I ate an obscene amount of food that night, and it's a testament to my alcoholism that I was able to get so drunk.
But yeah, you looked very, very ill when I saw you in the bathroom.
Mental note: sit Matty in the lactose-free zone at our wedding.
Matt! Where you been? Give us an update.
Side note: 10/19 is another Giants/9ers game...and your team looks WAY better than last year.
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